Hallo friends, The magnificent Sister Disco had the gall to ask; So, Will, did you get your end away on that boat, or what? Did you
manage to WEIGH ANCHOR or was there NO PORT IN THE STORM, leaving you unable to HOIST THE JOLLY ROGER, practically RUDDERLESS, alone with MIDSHIPMAN PERCY on a storm-TOSSED sea at the mercy of REAR ADMIRAL BACKPASSAGE and his WHITBREAD ROUND THE WORLD YACHT RACE?
Erm, no. Bollocks. The boat remained resolutely unrocked, the hatches well and truly battened down, the mainbrace unspliced. Is that a valid double entendre? It is now. Sos, popkids, but my legendary date has now been postponed until next week due to unforeseen circumstances. All refunds can be collected at the point of purchase. Thanks for all of your thoughts though, I will of course bring you all the news as it happens (not that you are in the slightest bit arsed). I have, however, managed to get her hooked on B&S (and crack cocaine, but that's another list). I used 'The Boy With The Arab Strap' and 'La Pastie...' to lure her in and she digs it all now. Another convert! If she should ever go so far as to join this list, though, we'll keep these words our little secret, yes? Hmm? I'm off. At the very least I've swerved this whole maturbation issue. You'll all go blind, you know. Love Will x === _____________________________________________________________ DO YOU YAHOO!? Get your free @yahoo.co.uk address at http://mail.yahoo.co.uk +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+