I had this dream the other night...I was sitting in a pub talking to Pat Cash, Serena and Venus and we were all discussing which one of the Williams sisters was the more athletic. I said something I shouldn't have, so I made my way out of the pub and into the garden, which was actually my old garden back home. Belle and Sebastian were playing the end of 'Get me away from hear' followed by a song that I hadn't heard before. I was really excited as I had never seen them live so I ran upstairs to watch them from my bedroom window, for a better view. The band then prepared to play Legal Man, but just as they began to strum, the heavens opened and they had to run off inside and cancel the rest of the show. The band were really upset, especially Isobel who was crying her eyes out. I followed them back into the pub where Stuart ordered two coffees and half a lemonade. Stevie had one of the drinks, and he also had really bad acne. The band were then interviewed by a young kid reporting for Blue Peter, and I spent the rest of the dream nonchalantly walking past the TV camera, trying to get on Children's BBC...then I woke up. All this talk of libraries reminds me of a story my friend told me once...There was these boys at his school who managed to 'borrow' another boys blazer without him realising. They then sewed one of those magnetic strips out of a library book into his blazer where he would never find it. For the rest of this poor kid's school years, every time he walked out of the library the alarm went off and he had to be searched for nicked books. No one ever realised why...If you happen to be the unfortunate soul, you now know. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+