Greetings! Hey there Special K, wuzzup Ree, yo James, and hello you hottie of a princess honey. Ok, I think that'll cover everyone who will actually read this... Will someone butter my bottom and call me a smut muffin?! If Ole' Dickie, Smut Blake, Rousing Ree, Inebriated Julie, & Erotic Erica didn't all just favor us with posts recently to make me feel all sinisterly fuzzy right there where my heart should be. Mmmm - yay! I personally think that Ree should be worshipped and adored by all the Sinister masses. Did you see how she artfully styled it so that an innocent beautiful Christmas Carol turned into a workshop full of smut? Plus, she had an ace Parker quote. So impressive! I'd bow down to her but there's really no telling what she'd do with me in that position of supplication....Now, all we need is to hear from Jygsaw Dave, Walkn Steve, and Reid Dossinger. One of those was my first list crush but I can't remember which one. Probably Reid because I could never figure out if he were gay or not. I always find it wiser to have a crush on someone who you know from the beginning that you don't have a chance with. It makes life easier. If I had my way, each person would come with a floating sign behind their head that only I could read. It would have their name, age, where they're from, and my chances with them: Kevin, 25, South Carolina, No way - I'm gay even if I won't admit it Bill, 28, Chicago, Maybe if you keep wearing those tight shirts Jim, 23, Long Island, Go away. I'd rather have a pet monkey than a girl Will Porter, 24, Oregon, For the love, I'm Will Porter - as if you would EVER have a chance with me! Hmm. Maybe this might not be such a good idea. After so many "maybe if you were a buxom blonde and didn't have that annoying southern accent you might have a chance to play with my dog" I would get depressed and become embittered (and I'm so far from that now...) "Well I'm in love with a certain boy He's a simple person..." After a couple of years of hearing about it, I *finally* heard "Rhoda." Listening to it makes me feel as if Stu is sitting there gossiping in my ear. Anything that involves Struan, my ear, and whispering is 'all right by me. It has much more of a personal feel than a normal song. "And on her arm there's freckles and scars. Do you know what they are? Do you know where they came from?" The best part is the lyric of, "And a fag in the morning with her Special K. " Where's a good lighthouse and a spinisterine when you need one? Of course, "Loneliness ..." is still my favorite unreleased song with "Lord Anthony" as a close second. I refuse to believe McMc-eys last post where he said that according to Mr. Murdoch "Loneliness ..." might never ever be released. This simply can't be! (Of course, I also refused to read much of his post after he started going lovey dovey about scenes on park benches. There's only so much I can take before I gag. However, Mcmc, when you stop drooling over that picture of St. LOOSE(u)SEE could you please send your list my way?) Oh - the Sinister Photo page. I don't know who Honey thinks he is fooling but I refuse to believe those latest pictures are of actual list members. A topless SueMi and a Pickle Prince donning a cowboy hat. Pffft! Suurreeeee, next thing you'll be trying to tell me is that the guy under the picture name of Pfennig isn't actually just the latest feature at www.mulletsgalore.com under the headline of "Mary, Mother of God, make it stop." Thanks to Brier Random (who has a new picture on the page with him doing a great Mirah impression), I now know what my name looks like in a urinal. Trust me, Erica, stick to aspirations of having your name in lights. I also know what my name looks like mispelled scrawled across my chest in blue letters on a thin white tee. Quite good if I do say so myself (and I do.) It is one of the best gifts I have ever gotten and is now my new night shirt. Mmmm - the milk ain't the only thing that is spoiled. This is getting long and so I will save my list of what I want for Christmas later. I am in the minority (as usual) with my love of the holiday. Every Christmas, I feel like a little child, but we always get turkey..... heh I'm your huckleberry, Laura, 23, North Carolina, Only if you can tie a cherry stem in a knot with your tongue PS- Happy Birthday shouts out to the object of my imperfection, Max, who turned 25 on Thanksgiving and to Noah (Mark/Boygirl/One who needs to post more) whose birthday was Friday. (I think. Slap me if I'm wrong) PPS - Looking for a book to read? Laura Llew's Lovely Literary List is at http://iodin.tripod.com/litlist.htm Remember - Down with Amazon! Support your local Indie stores or ones on-line. 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