Some of my friends are in the phillipines , and are apparently having fun. I however am not, on both counts. So to while away those long holiday days of getting up at 2pm and staying awake till dawn I have become a bit of a wanker, in the litteral sense. It helps, and if you are into zen wanking, as I am, you preserve your semen and therefore also your life force by not ejaculating, which also means you can keep it up for hours at a time, which tends to upset the rest of my family at meal times, but they seem to have stopped noticing recently. I have found that much pleasure can be obtained by using a selection of glove puppets, one on each hand, who can have conversations with each other, one talks while the others mouth is full, if you know what i mean! Girls should masturbate and enjoy it without feeling ashamed, they should discuss it with complete strangers in public parks while squatting over small dogs to take a shit. colin. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+