Charlotte wrote: The only apology I deserve is because the
first cup of coffee tastes like washing up is now a
week old. Thank
you all for being so nice anyway...
I'm sorry Charlotte. Unfortunately I haven't got anything at all to say, apart from smut. I don't know what made me what I am today, and perhaps unsurprisingly, I couldn't give a monkey's toss. But I'll have a go, in verse form, at capturing the essence of my inner turmoil while growing up: Fair seed time had my soul And I grew up foster'd alike By beauty and by fear I hid from Doctor Who Behind the settee But watched Charlie's Angels Without any problems to speak of. I'm really really sorry Charlotte. You'll be pleased to learn that I'm getting dribs and drabs of work again now. I'm going to watch the football now. Galtassaray are playing. I must say that John Toshack's threat to leave Besiktas is going to do nothing to help the Turkish cleansweep campaign that I'm personally masterminding from my living room. Am I alone in preferring Peter Withe to Stan Collymore? Now there's someone who had a major influence on my formative years. A foul-mouthed Scouse donkey... Love from, Bobby Chariot +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+