One -- use the word "bollocks" as often as possible. Also "smashing" and any other British slang will do. Say you read all the time, preferably Kafka's "The Trial." As well, anything by Dostoevsky and Twain are now acceptable. Do people here have to start out being fake by reading the Smiths list, or can you jump into it here? Sorry if this is in the FAQ. Belle and Sebastian are going to be VH-1 Artist of The Month in March, and their new video for Dirty Dream 2 will be in heavy rotation on MTV and large corporate alterna-rock stations in the next few weeks. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+