in case any of my friends decided to have a spontaneous frolic in the snow, but no such luck. How can people waste snow like that? I'd love to frolic in some snow, even just for a little bit. Isn't cool how frolic rhymes with bollock? I'm sure
On my way to work this morning it snowed very lightly for about 10 mins. I was so happy I would've skipped, were it not for the fact that it was 7 in the morning and I was still asleep. Why does snow make me so happy? Big fat flakes are better than sex, I reckon. The girl with the clever name said there is a poem in there somewhere. Tigger's mate did say
Dear all, I heard on the radio this morning that the best newcomer is to be voted for by a phone poll on Radio 1, so what are our chances of beating Another Level, Billie or B*witched Well, I'm going to vote for Billie 'cause she's foxy. The day Isobelle starts jumping about with her trousers half-way down her bum in front of a bunch lyrca clad girls, I'll vote for B&S. Cause I want to.
The local drug dealer was heard to say
It's funny, but I would have expected Mrs Murdoch to say "caretaker" rather than "janitor". Perhaps Struan picked up a few Americanisms on tour, and they've rubbed off on his mother. When I was a kid in Baillieston we called 'em jannies. People's posh mums called them janitors (as opposed to posh people's mums, who called them 'staff').
3 Samantha Fox and Mick Fleetwood Now that what I call entertainment. Can we have them back, please.
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