RIBENA DRINKERS, YOU BASTARDS, YOU ARE KILLING ICKLE PUPPIES! Kara Jean sent her first post and wrote
I like cheese. Be my friend.
I'll be friends with anybody who likes cheese. What's the king of cheeses? I like it blue - gorgonzola or stilton at room temperature. No crackers for me! I'd rather eat it by the chunk. Mmmmm, cheese. If I could only eat one food for the rest of my life it would be cheese. Ricotta for breakfast, grilled chevre for lunch and a giant slab of extra mature cheddar before bed. Cheese before bedtime never gave me nightmares, only sweet dreams of love. Speaking of which... Struan makes a great roadie. Several times, he took it upon himself to turn his back to the audience, then bend over to fiddle with his cable. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, we got a prime view of his arse. It's a bit on the small side - personally, I like a bum I can grab - but it's not unpleasant and the elasticated waistband of his trousers formed delicate pleats across his cheeks. I can't believe I'm writing this. Sod it, onwards... I can also confirm that Struan has lovely hands. Fairly small and perfectly formed, his manicured fingertips are obvious testiment to regular use of the nailbrush and possibly even an emery board. Most other details, I believe, have already been supplied by Mr Moore. Speaking of which... David Moore said
Strange Fruit's music policy is described as "Off-kilter indie". Ask Lucy whether off-kilter is an adjective or a noun ;)
*Definitely* a noun. I'd like to see B&S do some off-kilting. Struan, Stevie, Isobel and Sarah line up at the front, swaying their hips and clicking their fingers in time to TBWTAS when swoosh! The boys whip away the girls' kilts in the style of Bucks Fizz. I think that would go down a storm, don't you? Speaking of which... Camera Obscura did a storming gig. I urge anyone with anything resembling decent musical taste (and that's all of you, obviously, because you all like my favourite band) to go out and buy anything they can get their hands on. Also, watch out for the video for the forthcoming single - certain members of this list placed successful bids to appear in it in the auction a couple of months back. While on the subject of Saturday's gig, I should pay homage to the Lollies' keyboard player, who proved herself to be the Toni Braxton of indie by wearing a frock split so high up the sides you could actually see her arse. Really! That brazen hussy! I can't end this paragraph with 'speaking of which...' because I am about to write my name. Juicy Lucy __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! Auctions - Buy the things you want at great prices. http://auctions.yahoo.com/ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+