And there's nothing wrong with that. What was that fat woman complaining about? Autumn is nice, isn't it? It's a little bit summer, a little bit winter, a little bit country, a little bit German existential pop. Sorry I knocked the little arsonist on her ass. Don't play with fire, children. Use it to burn buildings down instead, and ward off dangerous animals like Tim Hopkins. Here we go... Hooperman:
I too make passes at girls who were glasses.
I once knew a girl who was glasses, but she was always making a spectacle of herself and once tried to frame me. Luckily, though, everyone could see right through her. Arms of strength/sex:
according to Family Fortunes on Saturday, everyone swallows 6 spiders a night.
Which is rubbish, I think. I read that the average person swallows about 10 spiders while asleep in their whole life. But why was that woman taping her mouth closed? Spider's are an excellent source of protein, aren't they? Fool.
Family no. 1 went home with £72 between them. Hardly worth the humiliation.
I'm ritually humiliated and kicked in by the Milngavie ladies over 75s bowls team every saturday afternoon, and no-one's ever given me 72 quid for the priviledge. Or anything, come to think of it. Except that pair of false teeth. Sweetie:
when r looper going to one of the virgins in glasgow? and what one will it be?
Been and gone I'm afraid. Last saturday, Argyle street. Craig:
Also today saw the official launch of my new game "Star's on Your Tube".
Best keep her away from that emergency cord then. Train drivers can get most upset, so I've heard. Paul:
And yes, I am well aware of how ridiculous that sounds. And yes, I agree people do not fall in love within 12 days of meeting, not outside of Hollywood anyway.
I know someone who says he fell in love in 2 hours, so perhaps it's not as silly as you may think. And the head's overrated anyway, go with the heart. Peter:
Trousers, have you been using Mark Casarotto's chat-up lines?
No, I think Stevie has a few years to go before he can use that old "bald men are more verlie, you know" line. I'm going to see Blair Witch tonight, at the special late showing. Woooo! (ghost noises etc). I read in the paper today that it's rubbish, but we shall see. Oh, and finally Archel: i've just had some very... interesting photos
developed. they feature a shopping trolley, a mirror ball and several sinisterines......... watch this space.
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