Nck Dstr wrote (when he wasn't talking about his chopper): Hollywood, however, has already heard of me, as I never tire of telling people. Luckily, I was only thirteen at the time and so had an excuse for not having a huge cock. And Mr Spielberg didn't ask me to show it to him anyway. But if he had, what a story it might have been! If you look for me on imdb.com you'll find my surname had only one 'o' then. I have a policy of adding one letter to my name every few years. Nick (who I don't need to sexually harass these days - check the archives - as everyone else seems to do it for me), that was perhaps the best self-promotion of the year so far, mentioning your halcyon days working with Mr Spielberg (Stevie to you, natch). And yes, I did go and look you up, "Paul" - do you realise some poor sweaty fucker had to data-entry you, right up to <h1>Nicholas Dastor</h1>? Still it's pretty cool. Anyone fancying beating that? Mad Dog Murdoch is pretty clued up about his own songs, I reckon - and though I don't want any of his stuff to remain wilfully obscure, if he ever *did* release "London has let me down again" or its demo chums, there'd be sighing posts a la "The Gate" moaning about how precious record space was used up with substandard material. And it is. But then "A Summer Wasting" made its way onto Thrustybratwurst, after all... It's sad that we won't see piccies of Christa's woodland ablutions on the internet. There's an alarmingly lurid photo of me in existence relieving myself (matron) out of a first floor window thanks to the size of the queue for the loo at a party (possibly CarsmileSteve's dream do - I don't get invited to ones in real life). Unlike Nick, however, I am so well endowed that in the photo one end of my member is crystal clear while the other is way out of focus... And by the way, Mr Spoon, I think you'll find that there were tons of girls at Tigermilky! But maybe you're right - perhaps we should do like the really classy clubs (ahem) and let the laydeez in free of charge next time...Nah, don't think so. Think of the riff-raff we'd have to put up with... Pointlessness quotient = 80%. Just the way I like it. Mark xxxx +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+