From: theboss@jeepster.co.uk To: stuart@murdoch.com Subject: Storytelling
Stuart,
For goodness sake what have you done? Nice tunes, but this new Storytelling ALBUM that I've told you to make? It's supposed to be an A L B U M? In case you didn't know, the "L" in "L.P." stands for LONG, i.e. not short. Damn fool, now go and make
Oh my God.. whilst I was busy making sweet love with the toilet yesterady I didn't realise that a member of JEEPSTER accidentally sent me the follow e-mail OH. MY. GOD. read this: ===================================== -- Forwarded Message Attached -- the album
longer so I can make more money.
Jeepster's Boss P.S.: And what's this business with Isobel leaving? Who am I going to model on the 2003 B&S nudity calender? and NO, not your stupid car.
From: Stuart@murdoch.com To: theboss@jeepster.co.uk Subject: Re: Storytelling
Aye, no bother boss. I've now added a few 10 second sound clip fillers to the album - it's now 2 minutes longer than before!!! Aren't I clever? It's got nothing to do with trying to give a background on what the songs were written for at all.
I bet you can make at least 50 more than before.
Stuart P.S.: I've got a few photos of me in Chicago Cubs' uniform you can use!
Scandalous. I'd say lets all go raid Jeepster HQ to get our money back! Ken P.S.: I wonder if ee cummings has already tried revealing haikus from the actual B&S songs e.g. me and the major could become close friends cos we get on the same train while your head is clear while your head is la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la an old newspaper fell into their hands through some passing traveller etc. jason.cochrane wrote on 11/06/2002 20:18:59
I would also like to state for the record that I don't like the Storytelling album. It's not the music.. the music is fine. It's the way companies take advantage of fans and put out absolute trash. I don't think anything artistic had to do with those snippets of dialogue going on the album. it's just filler.... to make the running time longer so that they could market it as a full album. Why a record company would do this is beyond me... considering that there are alternatives to actually paying for the album. See y'all on Audiogalaxy...while it lasts.
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