Hello there you sinistees. I am all rusty like. Old age and all. Morning e-mails took Fruitloop unawares She was late for work and she knew it The list-mamma had a voice that was soothing She couldn't tell if it was a honey or linda A barrage of puns fell onto her desk She put her head on her arms on her Bapps The lesson today was the Act of a-posting The crazy listees, they're running scared She shut her eyes and imagined the picnics The Cars, the Smiles, the Sunnyset What would she look like snogging me on primrose hill? More like a Jen and less like an owl? "Oh, if I could make a post of it all! I wish that I could pastiche I'd copy a melody I would ramble on in an everlasting song What would I do to pull laura llew?" Later on Archel plays Archive Has Broken She knows she's bad She is getting everybody drunk The dirty vicar, usually a bastard, knows mark's hair is thick SGS'll be nice to her PF thinks that he shouldn't be posting at all His worries make picnicking now seem crucial. "Oh, maybe I should make a post of it all! Rob wishes he could bring his pair of red undies I would float along in my crimson tinted thong What would I do to get others to post as well?" WHERE ARE YOU, SINISTERS? X KEN +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+