So here we go. Countless messages composed whilst parked on the M25 or standing in a queue at Sainsbury's and finally The computer is on and I have the time to write something whilst trying to remember all the interesting things i wanted to say. It's at times like this an imaginary cat comes in useful. I'll go and feed her and maybe think of something to post about. So, Tigermilking, what a fantastic night. All you London and South-east people should be ashamed of yourselves. If Mark can ever bear to put himself through the horror of arranging another one you need to make sure you get there. The journey can often be just as fun (well it can be when you brush off British Rail (or whoever they are) employees to launch yourself into the last train home and land in the laps of a very nice gay couple who are having a nice cuddle on their way home not suspecting a girl is about to land in their laps and insist on making conversation about these wonderful new people she has met through the world that is Sinister. Boys, if you are reading this, you'll be glad to know i did get a taxi home like you told me to.) Anyway, I was just trying to say Tigermilking was great. Cheers, Mark. There was so much more I wanted to say but it's lost now. Well, actually I think I can do the rant thing. Now I know Mark told me not to go on about the fact this is my first post as it's pretty boring to read loads that just say 'Hey everyone, first post! cool eh!' But i think it's worth saying that it is because 1. it might encourage other non-posters to get their act together and stop composing imaginary posts and start mailing real ones. and 2. it's an easy way for me to tell you a bit about myself. don't worry, i won't do the whole utobiography thing, i'll just tell you the important bits. they are: 1. I have an imaginary cat called Belle. I wanted a real one but the responsibility thing is too scary (they can live for 20 years you know - you add 20 to your age and see how that makes you feel). 2. I'm a nice person. There you go, not too horrific I hope. So, a little bit of relevant stuff and lots of affle. Get used to it. And post yourself if you don't like it. Elle. + Belle __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Everything you'll ever need on one web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts http://uk.my.yahoo.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+