Hi all, I'm now sat alone in a hotel far from home, and I'm rather bored. I haven't really got anything to say, so I'm going to plagiarise instead. I read this passage earlier in the week, and it made me sigh. I'm not really young, but... This is taken from 'Jack Frusciante has left the band' by Enrico Brizzi: '"What do I need to do?" the little prince asked. "You need to be very patient" the fox replied. "In the beginning you'll sit a little far from me, like this, in the grass. I'll look at you from the corner of my eye, and you won't say anything. Words are sources of misunderstanding. But day after day you'll be able to come and sit a little closer..." The next day, the little prince returned. "It would have been better to come back at the same time," the fox said. "If, for example, you arrive at four in the afternoon, I'll start being happy from three. The more time passes, the happier I'll be. When by four, I get restless and worried, I'll discover the price of happiness." Top tip: A time saver - instead of typing shift+i for 'I', simply use the lower case 'L' = 'l'. Smut: Why do hunters make the best lovers? Because they go deep in the bush, shoot more than once and they eat what they shoot. Tag wrote: "Anyone who insists on sending posts to this list which are NOT positively dripping with gratuitous innuendo and salacious (preferably libellous) rumour-mongering about either band members or fellow listees should go out, find the nearest railings, and lick them until their tongues are sore. To avoid such a terrible humiliation, here's an example of the kind of lurid filth I'd like to see more of... Peter Miller has no willy." So here goes: Paul Field has anal sex with kittens Shit, I don't think I've got the hang of this... I'll (that says L'LL) go now, I'm bored but I shouldn't take it out on you Last thing - good luck to those listees meeting on Saturday, I'll be with you in spirirt. Paul xx. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+