Dear belle and sebastian Die Hard fans, Have I eaten one Smartie too many or did Archel say she'd had an overflowing dogs' toilet lapping at her door? Have I eaten two Smarties too many or did Isobel Campbell say some "men" had shouted encouragement and thrown sweets at Leeds? You all kept that very quiet. What kind of encouragement? I once saw the Mint Juleps, and some men shouted encouragement at them too. "Show us what you've got!" were the precise words. "I haven't got anything" came back the reply. A mysterious exchange. I've been showered with job offers since I made it clear I was going to grass on you all for abusing work facilities, but I'd like a few more before I decide which one to choose, so come on, don't be shy! A nice fat salary would be nice, because I want to buy a house next to Isobel's, so I can shout encouragement to her whenever I see the bathroom light go on. And I want to throw sweets onto the drive, so that the huge burglar floodlight turns on. Isobel will think it's a camera flash and automatically pull that little girl lost face that we all know and love, even though she's tucking in to her bangers and smash. A morsel of mashed potato substitute will dribble out of the corner of her darling mouth and all her robots will fall about laughing metallically. One of them will topple over. I watched a film last night, "Twister" it was called. What a fucking swizz. Sister Disco +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+