I'm quite impressed with this pun actually. I've been sat at my computer for the last week and a half thinking it up, with only a fake Jimmy White autograph and a piece of green plastic shaped just like Stuart Murdoch (b&s content!) to keep me company. Looking through recent sinister posts it is quite surprising how many possible puns there are to be made out of the lovely Mr Chu's name. I bet Stuart Murdoch and co do it on purpose to amuse us. I bet in their next album they will try to include a ken pun in every track. Try and find some b&s puns for my name! I gave up after a fw hours. I must tell you this extremely funny story. Well, it really wasn't that funny i'm sure for the person/people involved, but I laughed for a long time, even though I perhaps shouldn't have! Apparently it is tradition for a bride to eat a quails egg on the morning of her wedding day. Well anyway, a girl I know did this and got salmonella from the said egg. She puked as she got to the church and started suffering from a nasty case of diarrhoea. The wedding had to be called off, as did the honeymoon and everything else. All because of a quails egg. So, ladies, the moral of the story. If you ever get married, DO NOT eat a quails egg on the morning of your wedding day.Oh, and for those who wish to know, she did get married in the end :) Can I just boast about my magnificent pun one more time before I end this post?! Thanks! *boast* *boast* etc... Richard (looking very smug) +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+