Hello folks, as Pete Waterman's sour grapes crusade seems to be an ongoing thing, it's only fair to try and redress the balance by suggesting reasons why Pete Waterman should resign from the board of the BPI. If anyone wants to contribute to this cause please feel free to mail me directly at fatslug@chickmail.com where I'll chuckle away for a while, and then maybe forward them all on to the BPI, or one of those music journalists you meet hanging around Covent Garden and New Cross. Here are some examples of the sort of thing you might come up with: NUMBER ONE ---------- Pete Waterman is a board member of the BPI, the BPI have confirmed that B&S won the Brit award fairly, but Pete Waterman insists that they did not. Pete Waterman is calling the rest of the BPI a bunch of liars, and as such should resign immediately from the board. NUMBER TWO ---------- Pete Waterman is a board member of the BPI - a priveliged position of trust in which he will presumably have access to confidential information. And yet he has "tipped off" a journalist at Billboard. Obviously this highly inappropriate behaviour makes his position untenable, he must resign. NUMBER THREE ------------ The BPI's stated aim is to "Celebrate the best of British and international pop music talent." Pete Waterman produces Steps. Enough said? Kevan The Fat Slug *********************************** chickclick.com http://www.chickclick.com girl sites that don't fake it. http://www.chickmail.com sign up for your free email. *********************************** +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+