Alright monster mashers, What a lovely day. Hold on, no it's not it's minging. Bastard clouds! Oops, sorry it's nice again now. What the...? See now, apparently (according to Nostradamus) the world is going to end on Sunday, we will be killed by the great king of terror from the sky. Sounds tops, can't wait to see what the king of terror looks like. I'd like to think he's a bit like Brian Blessed. Those in the know say it's gonna be a meteor or something, from the Comet Lee (Murdoch). Bollocks to that. Hey, I wonder what Nostradamus predicted Stephen Pastel will do when confronted with the great king of terror from the sky............. . . wibble . . wibble . . . Stephen Pastel Vs the great King Of Terror from the Sky by Nostradamus ====================================================================== ROUND 1 "SHITE", will be the cry as the sun will be blackened There will be a huge fucking bastard That looks like Brian Blessed ROUND 2 A man with a bowl for a head will posses no rhythm nor tone but his voice will echo and hurt the ears of the huge motherfucker ROUND 3 The bastard shall return to the sky Shaking his fist in his rage Before he disappears behind the sun He will bare his arse to the world Any excuse for a bit of sweary, eh folks? This talk of "up the bum sex" with "isobel" is making me rather fidgety. Cos one thing leads to a another in my head and now I'm receiving a brutal rodgering from a giraffe. Ouch. Pain/pleasure I don't know and I don't care. I don't belieeeeve it! I just looked out the window - the girls were holding hands! THE GIRLS WERE HOLDING HANDS!!!! Don't be a fool, it's 1999. They're probably homosexuals, either that or just experimenting with their sexuality. We've all done it. Now, I've just seen the Dirty Dream Number 2 video. Very nice, one of the best. I can't remember who's who from the list, I know it's been said before but the "Glimpse Index" hasn't updated. So who's who then? Best of luck for surviving Sunday! Yours in Christ, Chris =================================== Visit the Sleeka Sounds Corporation http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~calnd/sleeka/ ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+