Dear All, A grown man, out of nursery for some six months now, I thought I'd never post anything here, just being happy reading the daily updates from you guys. But the excitement of the US gigs, and what with Ken Chu being over in Chicago, well, I want to be part of something; I want to feel involved. Really, I should've got involved sooner. On the sunny day of the Brixton show I sat in my office in Portobello thinking about heading along to the picnic, getting rid of my suit, putting on a 'Fuck Chu' t-shirt and hanging out with the young hipsters in the park, drinking wine. Then at the concert I should've got in amongst it, not stood up the back getting angry with the jocks. And the next day I could easily have made it to the fitba in Kensington but didn't.... So here I am, out of time and out of fashion, feeling remiss, dreaming of Chicago, New York, Washington... Less glamorously, this afternoon I've been doing a bit of business with The Sunday Post. For those not familiar with the lower end of the newspaper market in Scotland, The Sunday Post is an institution, selling some 600,000 copies (in a country of less than 6 million). It's been around forever and is still family-owned. The publishing company is also responsible for The Beano and The Dandy. The Sunday Post's the only newspaper in the world to have achieved 'saturation circulation' (that's something like where 25% of the population buy it and therefore 100% read it). More than all this though, it's the home of two great comic strips, The Broons and Oor Wullie. See www.thatsbraw.co.uk. Wullie's kind of cool, like a bowlie boy kind of thing. (By the way, Scotland still sells more newspapers per capita than anywhere else. I've also read that it's the only place in the world where Coca Cola is NOT the number one selling soft drink. How wonderful is that in these days of anti-globalisation protests, a whole nation voting with its 50 pence pieces? Perhaps that's why Bel's heading back there.) I'm worried. Bel's clearly cracking up, flying home like a melancholy Seymour Stein. Maybe we should try to help out, perhaps all touch a picture of her at midday on Monday and think positive thoughts, kind of like The Sun did for David Beckham's second metatarsal? She's my screensaver, Bel. My girlfriend's not especially keen on her though. Yours aye, Craig Morrison +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+