Hello all you twees out there! I'm on tv right now. Well, ok, the video I'm IN is on MTV at the moment. There's me.... there's me... Yes, it was six hours in a legendary punkcafé/concert place of dancing like mad. Fuck we were tired. I still get tired thinking about it. Phew. Today, I've had a great day. Because it's not Snow-everywhere-and-fucking-freezing, but enough-snow-so-you-can-walk-properly-now-and-nice-temperature-in-air. I'm going to meet my friend Emelie soon, and we're gonna rent a video, make some really delicious food and talk about boys and music. And watch the movie of course. I am hoping for the cheesy teeenmovie with Mandy Moore. She's coloured her hair brown. She's got a tatoo of a butterfly. She's got a fringe. OH MY GOD SHE'S SUCH A REBEL!!! Or not. But it'd be fun to watch, the slogan for the film is "She walks her own way, does he dare to follow!". It's even weirdly put, I thought they'd put a "?" at the end. But no, keep it cheery and nice, yes why don't you. ! I like Beck's song Lost Cause. Beck rocks. I'm gonna give you a link to a NEW PHOTO OF ME. IN MY EXCITING AND REBELLIOUS SIDEPARTING. Because I have brown hair, I must be a rebel, because that's what I've learnt for the commercial for Mandy Moore's film. That must be the truth. TV is the best sometimes. Like when you're home alone, late at night, and you're eating crisps and getting it all over the place. When you're ABOUT to go to sleep, but then you see "Coming up next, TV3 documentary: THE CHIPPENDALES". Yes, I did watch. And was it a documentary about their emotional true selves? Fuck no. It was a fucking SHOW recorded in London. Man it was freaky. Someone has misinformed those not even young men that women's three biggest turnons are: 1) Men in scary, apricotcoloured thongs in spandex 2) Men who rub themselves violently in a, shall we say least, frightening way with weird stuff like small towels or something, or dryhumping their supposed-to-be army beds. 3) Men who call themselves The Chippendales and strip for them. YUK. It was funny though, their choreography of all: One man comes in, in a white uniform, as the one Richard Gere has on in an officer and a gentleman, and ltos of women scream, to the tones of that crappy theme song. Then another guy in the same suit comes in. Astrid thinks: Wow, gay love. That's at least a bit controversial instead of just bizarre "sexy" dancing. Third man enters stage, smiling. Astrid thinks: WOW. Fourth man enters stage. smiling of course. Astrid thinks: Hmmm. Now it's getting crowded. Fifth and sixth man enters. They all start takin of their clothes. Astrid thinks: Eeeeeeew, not AGAIN!!! and hides behind the crispbag. TV is the source of all knowledge. Hehe. I have to go now, but bye bye. The link to my pic is: www.angelfire.com/ego/astrid/newpic.html I have to warn you though, I look a bit dopey. Ah, screw it. "I'm the baby, gotta love me." Astrid x --------------------------------------------------- Who would you rather be - Ted Danson or Kevin Costner? Fab: Who the fuck is Ted Dancer? Ted Danson. Fab: Oh, Danson. Nick: I think Ted Danson wears a toupee. ______________________________________________________________ For up-to-the-minute music news, reviews and specials visit http://www.nme.com Get free e-mail (anyname@nme.com) now at http://www.nmemail.com The sender of this e-mail is NOT an employee or associate of NME, nme.com or any other IPC magazine. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+