Adrian "Alan Wilkie" Evans wrote.... "The Boy Done again was wittering with someone about : The LAnt jackets i remember were kinda beigey "blouson" style jackets with cheesey tartan linings, zip-up pockets and elasticated wrists I had a black blouson style thing with said cheesey lining otherwise known as a Harrington I believe. I also had said Parka. Anyone who hasn't owned one of these top eighties eskimo fashionwear items has never experienced pain. Remember those cold winter mornings ? Mother passes you your packed lunch with your bag of Wotsits, looks at you and says..."You'll catch the death of cold like that". Grabs the zip (which at this point is probably ooh say collar height but has a good seven or eight inches leeway), and yanks it up to full eskimo setting, the zip catching the fleshy bit under the chin.....OUCH I SAY." Thank you very much you sadistic bastard. I'd quite happily forgotten about that. Still, when it got really cold, a balaklava (or however you spell that) kept you safe and sound from chin chaffing. "Gary continued : I felt sorry for Big Daddy's tag team partner, cos they always had to have the crap beaten out of them for ten minutes, then somehow crawl over to the corner to tag BD before he kicked the shit out of the opponent. They do all the hard work, then he waltz's in a takes the glory. Doesn't seem fair to me. THAT WAS ME !!! And you're right it wasn't fair. I went to the wrestlers union about it, but all they said was "It's Big Daddy innit ? What can we do ? out hands are tied..The guys bigger than the sport itself innit ?" I considered changing tag partners to Paddy Roache, but he said he was leaving wrestling as he'd got a part in Auf Weidershen Pet as the bloke who never said much." So Big Daddy was a bit of a pima dona then ?. He always struck me as being like that, I hear that Giant Haystacks was a right lovey as well. While were on the subject, my dad played golf with Mick Macmanus in some charity golf do years ago.... and Harry Cross from Brookie as well, sadly without Jegsy Dodd though. Well, still no smut content from me, I'm trying my best, I just can't come up with any. 87) - Johnny Quango +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+