HELLO CALLER I was staffing reception yesterday, covering whilst the proper receptionist had her lunch and i took a phone call. Remembering my proper receptionist manners, I asked the caller who was calling before putting him through to the person he wanted to speak to. Imagine my surprise when the silky Irish tones at the other end of the line said, "it's Tom Paulin." I nearly fell off my chair, but i suppose now i'm in the high flying world of academe i should expect these things. It also led to me humming "ballad of the bootboys" all afternoon. Next week: "ello, it's Tony Parsons, whatcha, geezer etc" MUTATING SONGS For some reason whenever i'm singing "waiting for the moon to rise" to myself it mutates into "ease your feet into the sea". What can this mean? Apart from the fact that i should probably listen to more non-B&S music... COMPETITION What about a "Paint" painting competition. Using only the tatty colouring program in accessories, make a picture of the band on TOTP. Hmm, a little microsoft-centric I suppose. What's the equivilant program called in UNIX? Oh dear, i've just read honey's mail again, better delete this bit and send it just to hon ;) We never did see the entries to the profanathon, come to think of it (although as one of the winners, i can exclusively reveal such B&S related swearing as "bellend seb-arse-tian", "stuart merde-och", and "bigfatuglycellist") SWEAR I realise some of you may have seen this already, and you need shockwave to get it to work, but it makes me laugh, yes, it's tourettes Barbie, huzzah! http://vorel.com/T-Barbie.htm (courtesy of www.ntk.net mmmmmmmmmm, geeky) STRANGE OLD MAN I was walking across magdelan bridge the other day, on the way to work, and this strange old man with a beard was walking the other way. Without provocation, he shouted, "<something> follow sinister people" (<something> sounded like it could be "racists" or possibly "spaceships") which seriously freaked me, but i managed to keep walking. When i turned to look back at him he was STARING at me, so I went hurridly on my way. Anyway, it's good to see that Peter Miller has moved to Oxford after all. DREAMS I can't help it, I keep having vaguely B&S related dreams. Last nite i was dreaming about the dog on wheels video and saying to the people who i was watching it with (possibly my mother), "ooh, my friend's grandad's in this video" but it didn't get to that bit (any of you who don't know which listee this refers to should search the archives). Maybe it's this new house i'm living in, maybe it's on a leyline that runs through struan's head or something... xoxo CarsmileSteve +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+