GayJay wanted me, and what GayJay wants, GayJay gets (and if this isn't true, it damn well should be). In one hour I will be stepping out to eat a vast amount of pork. At London's top "BBQ" restaurant, Bodeans. They do pulled pork that's been cooked for like 10 hours and yet it's still unbvelieveably mosit and tender and delicious. Seriously, this is the highlight of the month for me. Gastronomically, anyway. Homer Simpson: Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Lisa, honey, are saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon? Lisa Simpson: No. Homer Simpson: Ham? Lisa Simpson: No. Homer Simpson: Pork chops? Lisa Simpson: Dad! Those all come from the same animal! Homer Simpson: [Chuckles] Yeah, right Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal. Fuck I love pig. In case any of you didn't catch it, DUMP AOL. AOL ARE MOTHERFUCKERS AND THEY WANT TO EAT YOUR BABIES AND, POSSIBLY, THE BABIES OF OTHERS. Honey has quite enough on her plate to have to deal with people who thought the pretty blue CD should be stuck in their computer - and believe me, it has worked its way into all kinds of unsavoury nooks and crannies. DUMP AOL! CDs, though. In the crazy olden days, people did exciting things with old CDs. Mobiles! Coasters! Mad! And then FASHION got in the way and made coasters made out of old CDs UNFASHIONABLE, even PASSE if you will. I guess vinyl doesn't have such issues - apart from the odd record that's been amusingly melted and turned into a pen holder or plant pot, old 45s are simply too sexy to be abused in such a way. Though they can of course be hurled at zombies. I wonder how many people will be picknicking this weekend who picknicked in London in May 1998? Katrina? Elisabeth? Susanna? Rob? Erlend? Trousers? Anyone? Love, Mark x ___________________________________________________________ To help you stay safe and secure online, we've developed the all new Yahoo! Security Centre. http://uk.security.yahoo.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+