Dear Kids, Its again been another decade since I last posted to the list, mainly due to the world and his mother now subscribing, plus my Dad saying to me 'do you know theres a Belle and Sebastian web site, and a mailing list?' no, Dad I didn't. Well he says, 'I'll log on and get some information for you if you like.' Please GOD, let him not find the drunk photos of me or my sleaze quiz post from 1974 or he'll send my Christmas presents back to Santa. So is anyone appearing on the TV in Belle and Sebastian fancy dress? Or will it just be Neil, in comedy wig and glasses, standing with his back to the camera doing that thing you do when you pretend someones feeling you up, only its just you on your own. If I had the guts I'd challenge Stu to a boxing match, yeah, really! The thing is, I joined a gym, and one day this bloke roped me into to a boxing class to make up the numbers, and it was grate. I learned all the moves, left jab, right jab, right hook, uppercut. thing is , we were only hitting punchbags and them pads you put on your hands, but once you get going, the desire to actually land one smack on someones jaw becomes overwhelming. Only my flatmate doesnt really seem up for it, and the only person I can think of is Murdoch. And I'm still pissed off with him about Manchester. So, Stu if you're reading how about it? we can do it wherever you want, in London, in Glasgow, in the mud. Naked. Sorry. I am moving out my house next week. God knows where. No, really! Thing is, Its all been so hectic the past couple of weeks I've not even thought about looking for a flat, and the landlords selling up. If anyone knows a one bedroom flat for rent, up to 450 smackers a month, let me know. Don't even thinkof offering me a room in a houseshare as I am untidy, smelly, come home at all hours, have a variety of undesirable boyfriends, and sometimes soil the carpet. Actually I'm a perfect flatmate but I just don't like people. Katrina! I have dreamt about members of Ride for the last two nights running, only Andy Bell was just a head. Hmmm. Well! thats the end of my post then. I am currently trying to think up a fantastically amusing storyline for a dirty dream video, but it wouldn't pass the censors. Did you know that channel 4 are to screen a documentary on bestiality? Set your videos. love Susannah. xxxxx +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+