Jolly good. Tesco never ceases to amaze me, I was having an absolutely terrible day yesterday and then I went to Tesco and I was happy again all because I got myself a bargain on Chicken Thigh. Is today really Laura Llew's birthday? I thought it would have been something like that, in London we celebrated today by giving all the Underground train drivers a day off, I personally walked several miles to go to work this morning in honour of Laura Llew. Because I'm nice like that. Is there anyone on this list whose job is a train driver for the London Underground? I sincerely hope that you are enjoying your day off today. How do I apply for the job? I've looked on the website and there was absolutely no information on a career as a Tube Driver.. did I just not dig deep enough? They should play B&S on London Underground trains, it'll make it a better place. It was nice the last time they were on the Tube. Although really the trains are just a pale imitation of a can of tuna, with someone sitting on the front of it getting paid a lot of money for pushing a little stick. Speaking of bland B&S copy bands, have anyone seen a band called the Red Bull Dozers? They ripped off B&S from top to bottom, and that's a very big bottom. They used to have a website too, but it's closed at the moment due to lack of canbebotheredness, but they're actually quite good, despite being a pale imitation of B&S. To be honest I'd much rather want to see a B&S imitation of Pele. Apparently riding on city buses for a hobby is sad, well it's even sadder when you want to get on a bus and none of the bus drivers will fucking let you on because 50 people jumped your queue. Tonight if I can get home quickly - which I won't - I'm going to Tesco again, because today is shit already, and look you're reading this. Ken _________________________________________________________________ Chat with friends online, try MSN Messenger: http://messenger.msn.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+