[hi] You know reality can be a very scary thing. Well, not scary, just intimidating. Yeah that's it..intimidating. I'm starting to look for an apartment and I'm doing it by myself. The paperwork just freaks me out- leases and all that. Is it really that bad? Or am I making a big deal about it. may bee. What's exciting though is that I'd get to decorate it (somewhat, since I plan on getting a roomie). I also want to get a pet of some kind (not a dog or a cat..yet)since I was a deprived child and never had one. Maybe a turtle or an iguana just like the one Bjork has in 'venus as a boy' would be nice. I can name it Slinka or if it's a boyurtle or boyguana, Paspatoo. So, if anyone has an extra iguana or turtle- don't be stingy, and share the love. Some people need anger management. I want to set up a little booth in various places like Lucy's in Peanuts comics. Why? For example. Today in the uni comp lab a boy in a scary trenchcoat (I guess there's half your answer right there) lashed out on a computer mouse and banged it against the table repeatedly. It was funny at first but then it was just plain annoying. So, if I have little stands the boy and others in need of anger management could have just walked right on over I could pass out stickers that say 'I'm a winner!' and 'I am special' or something. And cookies, lots of cookies. Milano ones. Tonight my boss (one of four that I have) is going to sing. At the same show there will be an 80 year old man named Woody singing 'It Had to Be You.' I've heard him sing and oh it's priceless. Kinda sounds like a male version of Ethel Merman's voice. If that's at all possible. There's an idea! Have WOODY open for B&S. A duet with Struan. oh kids it's the stuff dreams are made of. (Can you tell I'm still hung up on this opening-act deal?) So, Mr. Robertson I've given you more than enough ideas for the B&S openers. Whoever does open, I'm afraid won't top the wonder that is Woody. It seems there's going to be plenty of action in Chicago during gig-time/spring, which is great. I was also thinking maybe we could have film outings! We could all go see a classic/foreign/indie film and later discuss at a cafe or something. I just thought the idea was nice. We could do it every couple months or so, or whenever people are in town. So if you're down with this let me know. that's all for now. I'm going to see if I can ease my cravings for falafel and frosted flakes. [x michelle x] __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! Greetings - Send FREE e-cards for every occasion! http://greetings.yahoo.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+