top of the what-not sinistereenies. Why don't you come and play with the sinistereenies? Have you noticed Doodles from the tweenies sounds exactly like Scooby Doo? I suppose he is a dog though - what do you expect? But what breed of dog is scooby doo? A bag of marbles to the first correct answer who can swear on Tigermilk that they didn'tt cheat and look it up on google (or any other search engine ya devious chuffers) And as for this war thingy - I think I (as officially the hardest and most well endowed person on the list) am going to draw a line under it. Suffice to say that I don't think anyone on here is being anti-american. America is brills and has brought us, oooh, the simpsons, Charles Bukowski (sort of - he's German really), a bloody big canyon, the pixies, loads of cool authours, film makers and artists, Electric Jimi man, "walk on the wildside", gallons more excellent bands and on. I think the thing a lot of people get upset about is american foreign policy, which I'm sure even the americans on here will agree has been a bit piss-poor for the past fifty years. And that's it - anything else and i'll kick you in the shins. really hard too. News from the dean front - got drunk, I passed my masters (i wanted to be a master of the universe but they wouldn't let me, grrrr), and I plan to get drunk over the weekend too. Oh and watch the Grand National - any tips from the sinister gambling ring? CM4 is pretty good but not as good as I'd hoped. I'm leading the mighty Elgin City to European glory and have snapped up Claudio Caniggia. As if! I decree today that I'm coming to the next picnic (after this one - getting drunk - see above) wherever it is. Melbourne or Perth posse, arrange a picnic in a couple of weeks just to annoy me and prove me a dirty liar. Oh and thanks in advance for not ruthlessly mentioning the cricket over the last, well, um, twenty odd years. Whoever mentioned Cat Power - I concur heartily. I also got Har Mar Superstar which is A Bit Different but still good. There's a frankly alarming picture of him in his keks inside though. I warn any of my more sensitive sinister colleagues to avoid like the proverbial. Speaking of Masters of the Universe, why on earth was Skeletor really muscly? He was a twatting Skeleton!! Could never figure out how he moved, saw and spoke too - anyone fill me in? He was blatantly gay too. Gay as a hat that lad - still.... Couldn't believe glasto sold out in 24 hours - gutted! Looks like reading/leeds or t in the park for us! Either that or Finland. I hear it's good and I can say "cheers" "go on my Finnish son" and "suck my dick" in Finnish, thanks to my informal teacher and ex-drinking buddy Teemu. How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb? two, one to change the bulb and one to hold the penis. I mean ladder. Enough I think. And no stuffing copies of the radio times down your socks and wittering on about cluster bombs and oil d'ya hear? I've got my big boots on! Dean XX __________________________________________________ Yahoo! Plus For a better Internet experience http://www.yahoo.co.uk/btoffer +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+