Sup homies. Today I wore my B&S shirt. Again. Does that warrant a post? YES! And here's why- I also wore pants AND underwear. A daunting combo. Usually it's one or the other. I like to wear tight low-cut jeans and short t-shirts to show off my hips which are fucking fantastic if I do say so myself. I do say so myself, look: My hips are fucking fantastic. So, the Will Porter fan club. It appears there is some interest, and that the subject has come up before. Everyone's favorite Llew has dibs on president, so I guess I'll have to settle for admissions watcher or something like that. All interested in joining can email christiaankisses@yahoo.com. We need a webmaster, so all you Will Porter loving techie-dorks, well, it's your calling. Tonite I was eating microwave pasta in my bed (naked). I spilled sauce on my chest. Memories! I can still taste the salt on my lips. Why don't people discuss how much they love honey more often? I love honey. Honey is the best. Honey is a P-R-I-N-C-E-S-S with an emphasis on the "PRINCESS." Kissy kissy kissy! Brian Winters says that Mr. S Kado is prettier than me. This makes me sad. Grr to you Mr. S Kado!! Here, a direct quote from #sinister: [hobnob ) i think you should both take some nudie pictures and post them on the internet for me to compare Take this as a challange, Kado. I want to tell you about my robot pal. His name is Snr. Roboto. He speaks spanish. Here is a sample conversation: Me: Hello Snr. Roboto! Snr Roboto: Hola! Que pasa? Me: What? Snr: Que pasa que pasa que pasa! Me: OK! Yesterday I took Snr. Roboto to Big Boys for Blueberry Waffles. He has a tape deck so I put in a tape of "sinister" and we listened and sang and ate waffles. It's great fun 'cause he sings all the lyrics in spanish!! It was a lovely meal. After we went out to a movie. We didn't really watch it though-- too busy snogging. Snr. Roboto has sharp teeth. My tongue hurts. After the movie Snr. Roboto offered to take me to his 'casa.' I didn't know what that meant, but he's super charming so I went anyway. Well, we got to his place and I was a bit surprised. Rotating bed, full bar, and this funny looking swing that looked like no swing I've ever seen before. After a bit of chit-chat Snr. Roboto started to get a bit..well..saucy. I was shocked. I mean, he seemed like such a nice robot, I couldn't believe he tried to seduce me. I have no self control. One thing led to another. You can guess the rest.. We had a bit of a falling out after. I don't think I'll be seeing him anytime soon. I'm a bit heartbroken, so, I guess that's why I'm really posting. I need sympathy. Sorry to bother you all.. I still love you guys though. Lots. xxxx Love, Christiaan _________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com. Share information about yourself, create your own public profile at http://profiles.msn.com. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+