Evenin', I am halfway through my Queer as Folk video and thus have decided to take a "straight break" from the land of ourtrageous camp fools, Irish sluts and a supermarket manager with no self-esteem all trying their best to get sex, and lots of it too! Three at a time in one case!! I swear, you can't get ANY better than Queer as Folk. I'd become a gay man so I could LIVE it, but I'd have to take testosterone and lose weight so I could wear some of those horrifically tight shirts. I already have the mobile phone thangyewverymuch! "THEN along comes Nathan Maloney. Young wild, and coming out with a vengance, he crowbars his way into their world and once he arrives, nothing is ever the same again." YEAAH! George Dickie, its a real shame you're on the dole cos you look like complete and utter fucking druggie, and we know how much complete and utter fucking druggies are useful within the houses of parliament. You should apply to be an m.p and do something useful with your life, like earn lots of money and have a front page scandal in the Sun after two months, and then kill yourself in a quite rude way, involving a poster of N'Sync and a small aubergine. Andy Dean? I've waited for a bus for TWO HOURS before so your 30 minutes waiting for a bus, well just be thankful for it. I hope your work days are going along fine - if they need me to work for them, please will you put me forward? I can make tea, hand round biccies, type 50-60 words per minute and probably fix Unix Solaris servers despite not really knowing what they are. I bet they're like...cake. My favourite actress is Kirstie Alley. She was good in the "Look Who's Talking" series of films, I reckon. The way she pretended she couldn't understand the babies! Ahahaha! Wonderful!! Um....I can't think of any other actreses, apart from Christina Ricci who still looks like Wednesday Addams in my mind. She has bigger boobs now though hasn't she? Won't that be nice for her. My favourite actor would be either Craig Kelly (who is a friend of mines second cousin! AARRGH!), Aidan Gillen, or Charlie Hunnam. Or Mel Gibson. I can't think of any other actors either. Films are overrated! TV rocks! Films are the last resort of pretension. Aaaaaah. Yes, aaaaaah. Especially if they are in black and white and have subtitles. Even though I was going to buy "Bringing up baby" the other day cos it was 6.99 in the sale - but then I changed my mind and bought three singles for 99p each instead. My mum was looking through my Bowlie pictures. Alasdair, she thinks you're "nice looking". I think we've gathered that the Amphetameanies and V-Twin are playing in Glasgow by now. It's stamped onto my mind. The Amphetameanies are very SKA SKA SKA. Not in the sense of Ricky Martins ska "fusion", but in the sense of a big fat dude running up and down on the spot dressed in black and white checks. They had a song which I really liked, but I've forgotten it now. Was it to do with cake, or do I just have cake on the mind?? I'd like to get the V-twin single, but I haven't been into Preston to get it. And I forgot when I was in Manchester. Will it have sold out by now do you reckon? Oh well..I could look. I go to Preston on Thursday anyway. For EXAM RESULTS. My my. Madre a dios! I've just remembered I'm going to study Spanish and it would be good if I remembered any by October. I like the fact that Spanish is an awkward bugger of a language, cos I met this Spanish dude called "Jorge", and whenever I had to say his name I hacked away a little bit more of my throat lining. I reckon Spaniard either have stronger throats than English speakers, or that there's a very high sore throat count in Spain. I could open a business selling throat soothers. Yeah! Don't steal my idea David. I now officially copyright that idea for ME. And if anyone else is selling throat soothers in Spain, they gotta pay ME. Hurrah for the business world! Sarah xxx +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+