I'm a rotten old moaner just now and I don't deserve Alexander's teddy.
Dear Miss Honey: Once again I am writing on behalf of the Sini-Bear Adoption Agency. We would like to say that we feel that nobody really deserves Joseph, however, we are a non-profit organization and we rely upon the contributions of our benefactor. Joseph has cost us dearly in legal fees, bail monies, and on our credit cards, so we felt that the first person who offered to adopt him would definitely be accepted, and Joseph would be dispatched immediately. If you look closely to the fine print of the contract you sign, our solicitors ensured that he could never be returned to us, except with a very sizeable donation (I believe the sum was in the millions), so the little liability is yours forever. We would also like to inform you that it seems as though Edward, the other bear pictured in the Belle and Sebastian Bong-A-Thon photo, has run away from home today. We believe that he has followed in Joseph's path and will most likely arrive around the same time. You should be able to tell them apart as they are both clearly labelled. We are hoping that you will help The Sini-Bear Adoption Agency in finding a good home somewhere in Scotland for Edward, as the two bears are quite close friends, and Edward was devastated by Joesph's leaving. It should be noted that Edward has a fondness for wearing women's clothing, working all night and sleeping all day, much like most Canadian Lumberjacks, and he especially prefers soft angora sweaters. I hope this helps you. Sincerely, The Sini-Bear Adoption Agency. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+