Warrander John - FML wrote:
Fucking Hell!!! He's real. Mr Duke is real.
only as real as you want me to be... i can imagine being extraordinarily unreal to some people. most of the kids in fact because i've been bugging them this week, but it's my job so that's okay, isn't it?
You're my hero Mr Duke.
hey, don't take the piss... one of my friends once sent me a bit cut out of a dictionary. it was the definition of the word 'Paranoid'. i used to have it pinned on my wall but it fell down and i lost it. Or it might have ended up in the Black Sabbath album sleeve.
Will you introduce me to some of the nice girl pupils?
chance would be a fine thing. they're all Kappa bedecked permed poodles slugging cider down the back of the multi-storey. Belle & Sebastian fans the lot of them...
And I love you Mr Duke. You can have my list crush any day of the week.
i told you already about taking the piss... you better watch it or i'll start on about the Lovin' Spoonful. And for those of you old enough to remember and care about such things, the perpetrator of the crime has since repented and feeds me beer as recompense. It's only fair, after all. I think i told you all that already though. If so, sorry. Evans suggested that you rent out his mates bedroom that overlooks my house and get a pair of binoculars... i'd recommend otherwise. i rarely venture out of the house, modern life being such a hectic drain on energy and besides, people smell. I will be out in the Exeter Waterstones on Dec 16th around 7pm though, so if you want to stalk me, come along and introduce yourself. I'll probably read something amusing about Belle & Sebastian. It's an in-joke at school you know. You know that Wedding Present song 'veryone thinks he looks daft'? That was written about me you know. No really, it was. I used to stand at Weddoes (they used to call them that you know) and shout 'that's about me!' I was reminded of this at the Shepherd Bush belle show because someone in front of me was doing the same thing during 'Stars of Track and Field.' One of the above statements is false. I wonder if his mate is the girl who lives behind our house, and whose bedroom looks into my 'studio'? She dresses with the curtains wide open. it's quite embarassing. i dunno how people do it... i always have to hide behind my monitor. I just listened to both Whistler EPs again and they are lovely, it's true. Someone mentioned them on the Sha-La-La list, and it hought i'd bring it up here. You'd all like them, i swear. Except Brad because they don;t drink blood. Sorry Brad. Who didn't believe that Struan really posted to the list? Shame on you... he's a great big hunk of love and he adores every last one of you with all his gooey heart. Except me obviously because i called his heart gooey and sound like an NME journalist making bad jokes. Sorry. I have been making lots of copies of the Black Sessions and you know what? It still all sounds ravishingly beautiful. Which is it should be. keep the faith my loves. the duke PS. No, seriuosly, who was rude? Or do i have to go and search Honey's new archivey thing and type 'duke is a twat'? ------------------------------------------ 'all of our dreams are dying of overdoses' ------------------------------------------ Tangents On-Line http://www.tangents.co.uk PO Box 102, Exeter, EX2 4YL, UK tangent@lineone.net ------------------------------------------ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+