Like many others, I got ever-so-slightly excited at hearing 'Legal Man' on the excellent TV comedy 'Spaced' on Friday night. And then I wondered why, given that I could just go upstairs and play the CD any time I wanted to. /dear diary bit none of you will care about In true Sinister style, my Saturday night was spent consuming jugs of Vodka and Red Bull, before boogying the night away at one of Nottingham's classiest (?) nightspots, The Irish. And imagine my surprise when a startlingly good-looking lady showed her interest in me. Unfortunately, one of my friends also appears to have designs on me at the moment, and insisted on dancing about 6 inches in front of me, despite my best efforts to tell her to piss off and leave me to it. So my barren patch continues (5 months and counting...). So if any of you have any tips on how to get the message through to this friend that she's 9 years older than me, she's got 4 kids, I'm just not interested, let me know. /end dear diary When I was in Newcastle last week for a conference (well, a 3-day long piss-up basically, culminating in a Medieval Banquet on the last night), I had a girl spending 5 minutes persuading me that despite being tall, I don't look like a freak. Should I take this as a compliment? (I have also recently had someone being suprised at my musical taste, because 'You don't look like a Belle and Sebastian fan'...) Meanwhile, Juicy Lucy dreamt:
Mark C had a big pink double bass
Which gave me a horrible mental picture. Still, at least it wasn't an oboe. Big Stu +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+