oh for crying out loud!!! Jessica wrote: "okay, so i got up all my nerve and kissed ahren in the stockroom. tongue and everything, and a little groping." Dramatis Personae wrote: "If Ahren were my man, oh the two of you would get a swift ass-whooping!" bah! there's no harm in a shift! jessica, your success with ahren is to be admired! puritans may claim that you are unfairly "parking your chicken beside a fox" (or some such) but we know, and have felt, your ache when you lerved ahren from afar, when he went out and got himself a girliefriend and when he dumped her how your heart missed a beat! how terrible it was of him to go back to her because he was "missing the sex"....dawhling, i've been there....my virgil/penelope/X love triangle is one complicated nightmare from which i am trying to awake (i know the hangover will be a mutha!). but now it's no more mister jessica nice guy! tinystar love implosion! aah, it still gives me a warm fuzzy glow thinking about how you went, saw and conquered like so many historic figures before your time. a modern day helen of troy (is that a clothes horse you pinned him aginst in the stockroom? beware...) now, if you want the girlfriend wiped out i can organise it but it'll cost ya. lady penelope, gateau du wizz. _________________________________________________________ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+