Oh this is so frustrating!! I keep telling Latti to get out of her room and drive around in my car but she says that autumn's got to her and she was so low etc etc! when will girls know? I know you've missed me, haven't you? You had no other choise anyway. So how are you all my sinister twee bunnies? all hopping and shagging around? because you know what they're saying about bunnies and rubbits don't you? they shag more than any other animal on the planet!! and yes twee might be the hippy of our years, but were hippies shagging a lot or they were just fat words and no action? I tend to believe the latter; and anyway they must have been really stoned to shag! I don't want to comment on the things happening in the world lately... I think that if I do I'll most probably get lynched like a medieval witch or something! No, I don't think the lot of you would share my points of view; but it's demo(n)cracy isn't it? and we're all allowed to say our opinion out loud, right? Still, I think I should keep my opinions to myself because I'm sure that demo(n)cracy works only for the small "majority"! and I'm saying *small* because it is small after all, if you see the election percentages etc! Ok enough with politics! I'll give you my latest now! nothing as destructive or loud as the WTC bombing though! I've met someone! oh yes! and is he cute? he's the cutest! blue/grey eyes, pale skin, black hair, tall and thin and his taste in clothes and music? impecable! Actually I knew him before, I knew him for more than ten years but even though he was the only bloke i fell in love with at the very first sight, something was always going wrong and we couldn't get together! but this all's changed now! so I spent 4 days in a palazzio in Venice with him doing that thing that hippies were too fucked up to do! oops! I said the *F* word!! sorry, but you know! and is he a good lover? he's the best! gifted and imaginative! the ultimate combination! So, I'm off to London this weekend as that's where his house is to see him and well, you know! he comes from an aristocratic family of course and he looks like a russian prince! or a celtic prince! a prince nonetheless... Aunt Myrtles approves of my affair, can you believe that? this is a total anti-aphrodisiac for me and my prince, mind! We have to think about ways to make big aunt Turtles dislike him! Oh I love doing the *F* thing! No you naughty creatures, I didn't mean that! I meant the *F* as in Forbidden! I love it when aunt Turtles is shocked at my behaviour! Oh the things we invent us poor aristocrats to kill some time and entertain ourselves! But I won't start feeling pitty for myself now! that's a working class privilege unfortunately! I was telling my little cousin Violette about him and she kept blushing and blushing! you see I was a bit over graphic for my poor Violette's tender demure ears! but I'm sure she enjoyed it nevertheless. Cheeky Violette! You know after every sinister post I send I print it and give it to Violette and Latti to read it. Latti's always cool about it saying "go girl, go!" or something like that, but Violette is pouting and complains a bit; then she smiles and says that i'll turn our whole family into a soap opera one of these days! I might as well. So what other exciting stuff have been happening in my life besides lovers, bombs and trips to Italy? Oh yes!! Clothes!! Have you seen the new Anne Demeulemester designs?? they're divine! I'm not into this 80s fashion revival myself, I think it's a bit loud and bad taste to say the least, but I do like the laces and the leather and the horse-riding style that seems to be the strongest trend for winter! oh and cord's in fashion this year! so you won't be the only ones in those brown old pairs of cords! Of course the only cord I'll be wearing is this Vivian Westwood long cord plaid skirt! Oh shopping!!! talking about it I've just remembered! I need to buy some nice underwear! And champagne! so before I go to London I'm setting off to Paris for a couple of days with Latti and Violette for shopping! have you ever had pink champagne? it's the nectar of the gods! it is! and unlike aunt Myrtles' approval a great aphrodisiac! But what should I wear for my trip to London? I mean, I'm always having trouble figuring out what to wear when I'm flying somewhere! I think my nice horse-riding black velvet jacket, a white shirt with a tie and my vivien westwood cord skirt will do! How is the weather in London by the way? cold I reckon! and underwear? underwear must always come to a contrast with your outwear so I'll wear lace in champagne colour; a silk corset and stockings! Yes! OK I must go now and pack! Take care and be glamorous! and if you can't, well, don't slap yourself, after all, style is inherited! Pauline L. Shivers that makes sinister all quivers she's that aristocratic slag who lives and reigns in Prague PS: I would like to send my greetings and my apologies to my dearest Frederic Meysonnet, marquis de Buisante, as I haven't replied to his last email. I'm truly sorry Frederic mon ch�r but I've been so very very busy! PS(2): there have been a couple over-sentimental posts to the list lately! do you know what they say? when you whisper people pay more attention to what you're saying? it's the same with sentimentalism! take it easy dears! we do like you even without these tear-soaked stories you know! you're making no point even if you have one by being so... anyway, I won't say it! __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Listen to your Yahoo! 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