Dear Rocketeers, How are you today? I am very well thank you and just had the loveliest of weekends. And I now know what Keith does on Portobello beach because on Sunday I participated. Now the sunny weather has departed and I feel somewhat empty inside, like my best days are behind me and now I only have work and failures to look forward to. I'm fibbing of course but I fooled you, didn't I. regards, melancholy chris ================= Dearest friends, Delighted to see some chat about "Stars in their Eyes". As you all know, earlier this year I made it my mission to appear on this grand program as Johnny Mathis, the man who provides the mental soundtrack to the rare romantic moments in my life. But Mathew Kelly has made it quite clear he will have no children, no drag and no blacking up on his show. So I'm scunnered on all three criteria. Plus I totally bottled it at the first step, so I wouldn't have got on anyway. Now cast your mind back to the Glasgow Picnic. We were discussing stars in their eyes and what white adult male I could go on as. I suggested to Stuart Murdoch I could go on as him, and do you know what he said? "That'll be fucking right" (or similar words to that effect) and looked utterly disgusted. Still gives me a chuckle. happily yours, christopher leonard ================= Dear Sinister Mailing List, REF:The London picnic Will someone else write something about it please, cos just now it looks like John imagined the whole thing, doesn't it? I said "john" then "imagined". Spooky. yours concerned, mr leonard ================= Dear Sezah, I tried to email you but got it sent back. Can you mail me and i'll try again or something. Cannae get the codrazine thing here at all though i tried and tried I swear I did. Je Taime, Les Christophe ================= Dear String Band Fanatics, Oh happy day now, cos theres a documentery on BBC2 tonight about the incredible string band, in case you didn't know and you wanted too. Always yours, Coco ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister@majordomo.net . Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa -----------------------------------------------------------------------