Hello, As far as I know the Belle and Sebastian Sitar song is called "Legal Man", and it's not a real Sitar I think, it's a special Sitar Guitar which is like a normal guitar only it's got a sort of metal thing at the bridge, which makes it sound like a Sitar. I think. Stevie plays it. I think. So anyway my estranged chums, how have you been, are you happy? I'm about the most miserable fucker you've ever seen, so there's no change there. I had a Stephen Pastel dream the other night, which was quite upsetting. I dreamt he had me by the bollocks, and said "I'll crush them If you don't get my fucking motor fixed in two minutes." I don't know anything about motors, so I was shafted. Luckily, I woke up quick smart. Imagine my surprise to find Stephen Pastel in my bed with a tight grip on my swingers. Aaaaghh! Luckily I woke up again, cause that was another dream. Imagine my surprise to wake up with my gonads in a vice - I had fallen asleep in woodwork class at school, and was resting on the vice handle, slowly crushing them! So I got them out of the jaws, after a quick buff they were as good as new. Mum warned me that if I took them to school they would get broken. I'm going to see Robin Williamson again, on the 22nd. He's my hero. I've decided, against my better judgement that I have to get a tacky photo of me taken with Robin with my arm round his neck like we're best mates. He is one of my best mates; he just doesn't know me. If I'm going to do it I'll need to do it soon before he transmutates or dies or something. Is that sad? He's not a scientologist anymore. Anyone who's ever got there photo taken with someone famous, what did you say? Did you feel like a total fanny? ok dokay, back to corporate actions, Mistopher Chrispoof ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+