Scodog, you are going to get *reamed* when everyone starts protesting "Hey, when did this turn into the Simpsons list" or "Can we keep the posts on-topic please, personal diary entries only". But I can't resist joining the avalanche of favorite Homer-isms so... - Homer (in lame disguise): "Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me." Postal Worker: "OK, Mr. Burns. Uh, what's your first name?" Homer (after long pause): "I don't know." (afterwards) Homer (bitterly): "Great plan, Bart!" - Moe: "What's your friend's name?" Homer: "Joey...Joe-Joe...Junior...Shabadoo." - GI: "Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito." (after Guy gets beat up) Homer: "Oh my God. This man is my exact twin....hey, a dog with a poofy tail!" - "I am evil Ho-mer. I am evil Ho-mer." - (crying, defeated) "Hey there...Blimpy Boy..." - "I've had just about enough of your Vassar-bashing young lady!" - Marge: "I just don't want him to think we're smothering him." Homer: "Yeah. And then we'd get the chair." Marge: "Homer, that's not what I meant." Homer: "It was, Marge, admit it." - Homer (in falsetto): "You make me feel like dancing..." Barney: "...I wanna dance the night away!" - "Now Marge, just remember. If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English. Ah, Tibor, how many times have you saved my butt?" - "There was a little Spanish flea, A record star he thought he'd be. He heard of singers like Beatles, The Chipmunks he'd seen on TV. Why not a little Spanish flea? And so he hid inside a dog..." I could go on and on and on. But I won't lest the server housing Sinister collapse under the weight of this Simpsonphilic post. I am always tickled to see how far and wide "D'oh" has spread into the global vernacular though. Maybe to keep things on-topic (fairly) we can start reminiscing about Willy quotes and other Scottish references...though it's probably fair to say B&S are Simpsons fans so heck, this isn't that OT. Obeying the laws of thermodynamics, Xavier BXK M o t h e r , M a y bkim0@dept.english.upenn.edu I S l e e p http://www.english.upenn.edu/~bkim0 W i t h D a n g e r ? X---X---X---X---X---X---X---X---X---X---X---X---X---X---X---X---X---X---X +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+