sinister ITS A BEAUTIFUL DAY the sun is shining, the sky is blue, the birds are singing, people smell like coconuts, the flowers are in bloom, the air smells like honey, its warm with a sweet sweet breeze, it tastes like SUMMER AND IT DRIVES ME WILD! and i remember the first time i ever heard belle and sebastian and my other favorite band theres this cloud that i can see its above the house thats sort-of opposite our house and its just all on its own away from all the other clouds its sort of round sort of blob like round and blob like but, every time i look round at it it has changed shape a bit i think its morphing into a slug shape yeah it definately is wow i just looked at that cloud again and its disappeared i guess it must have morphed into a racing slug a young couple walk into a clothes shop shes sees some things she likes and goes to try them on he sighs and tags along over to the changing rooms he sits down on the hard, uncomfortable wooden chair she hops into the changing room as rolls his weary eyes he hears her moving about in their getting changed breaths out probably louder than he should have and looking down, shakes his head a few minutes and alot of rustling around later she pokes her head round the curtain holding it tight into her chin so theres no chance anyone will see anything except her face and calls him over he leaves his bag beside the chair (a subconscious attempt at stopping anyone else from taking the chair) he walks right over until he is standing directly in front of her and looks her in the eyes she pulls the curtain aside a bit so only he can see in he leans forward covering any space that might have let other people see in she holds her hands out to the side 'what do you think' 'its nice' 'only nice?' he knows where this is going 'yeah its nice, it looks good on you' 'but, only nice?' 'ok, its really nice, it really suits you' 'you dont think it makes me look fat?' 'no, it doesnt make you look fat' she wrinkles her nose a bit and looks at her self from behind in the mirror 'does it make my bum look big? he smiles and looks up a bit 'no it doesnt make your bum look big' 'then why were you laughing?' 'i wasnt laughing! i was only smiling' 'because you think it makes my bum look big?' 'no it doesnt make your bum look big!' 'then why were you laughing?!' he leans his forehead on his hand and smiling, shakes his head he looks up at her 'i wasnt laughing' 'you were! look there you done it again!' 'what! i wasnt laughing!' 'yes you were, you think my bum looks big and you were laughing at me' he sighs and shakes his head 'oh for goodness sake...' 'what? stop it!' 'stop it! stop what!' 'making fun of me and laughing' 'im not making fun of you or laughing at you!' 'oh so im making it up now am i?' he smiles again 'youre crazy' 'oh, so ur calling me a liar now are you?' he shakes his head, and fed up, leans against the wall with his arms folded 'look, i wasnt laughing at you, it doesnt make your bum look big, infact- you look great in it' 'you did so laugh!' 'ok, i laughed...' 'hah! so i was right...' 'no, you were wrong,the reason i laughed is because i think your silly to worry about you bum looking big, your bum looks great and so does the rest of you' 'hmm. and your not just saying that?' he goes into the changing room with her and puts his arms round her 'no, im not.' and kisses her 'you look brilliant' 'you promise?' 'i promise.' 'ok' she smiles and blushes a bit 'so, are u going to get that one then?' 'this one? nah, ive got all these still to try on then i want to look next door! and i have to find shoes!' he falls to his knees and bursts into tears. "And I think, to love the ones I've wronged, kissed and buried, I've known it all along." sweetie xox ICQ #42242252 MSN instant msngr: something_sinister@hotmail.com AOLim id: IIIsecondcreep *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* If I wasn't psychotic I would never have found my true self. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+