Evening all. Arse muscles clenched? Then I'll begin. I don't think we can blame Baby Chris's confusion on his age. I mean, I'm roughly twice Chris's age, and I'm still confused. I'm very much in favour of gay rights, yet I don't want anything up my bum. Except perhaps the odd pencil. Unlike most people, I think Stuart David's songs are better in B&S albums or EPs. It's only when they're all together in a Looper album that they send me into a smelly-trainered dogbreath coma. I think he was henpecked into leaving B&S. Mrs David probably said "but Stuart they only let you have one track on the last album, and it wasn't even about me and I'm not on stage when they play so you can't gaze lovingly at me because if you don't I'll fucking clout you one and they hardly ever go to America where independent films are made when are we going to make an independent film? I want to make an independent film and have it shown at Sundance and it'll be about you and me, but mostly me and I'm sick of people calling you that Belle and Sebastian guy I want people to call you that ex-Belle and Sebastian guy and ask you why you left every time we do an interview with a fanzine in America, have you changed your nappy today? Ronnie hasn't." I still haven't forgiven him for being rude to me in that chat, you know. I prefer Mick. His nappy is always impeccable. Is this Morricone tune Isobel did one of those heavy breathing female la la la things? Hope so, they awaken my libido. They should have done the Lord George one though. I'm in charge of the disco, am I? In that case, it's going to be like a Spanish disco, the girls can get in free, but the boys have to pay. And it's going to be shaped like a boat. And there's no indie allowed. Just Krautrock. Peter "This is a message to my people that Honey does not only taste good in one mouth. I'm here and I'm going to share it" - Ali Farka Toure. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+