Living and Loving Matthew: <<Now, I didn't particularly want a bible, but I thought he could have at least offered. Or, does he know something about the state of my soul that I don't?>> Oh dear.. My experience with Mormon missionaries have been the same, and it's not only puzzling but frightening! can they see the incorrigable evil in me? am I beyond salvation? I somberly inquired. Then someone explained that the Missionaries are told to avoid young girls in order to keep their minds clean. Oh, stop! <<ever since someone mentioned that "me and the midget" thing every time i listen to it i can't help but sing along as if it really was "midget" and not "major.">> ...likewise, "it's not fun to watch Ross Perot", thank you to whoever sent in that gem. What were the real lyrics again? It's true!! The media HAVE been watching us! How else can one explain the highly suspect appearance of none other than *the* Teddy pendergrass on the "today" show this morning? It's not like he has a new book or something to promote (ok, so yeah he does) but then, right after a segment with Julie Christie talking about her favorite cheeses? Never mind I made that last part up - I say, beware, the press are on us like hawks. It's all that rubbish about B&S fans being a "cult". Look, there's some Korn fans over there who look like trouble, spy on them!! Can anybody from glasgow provide a couch/floor/flowerbed/damp cement area in the basement for me to sleep on for that New year's meet-up thing? Yeah it's a bit early to ask, but...anyway, I'm house-trained and can, uh, make it "worth your while", nudge, nudge (i.e. buy you a drink or something). Thanks. tata, Shania Twain +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+