What a rubbish week it's been! I've been poorly, had shitloads of work to do and I've started following people around by e-mail, like a sad bastard. How low can I go? And who can I turn to in my hour of darkness, in my time of need? Oh Lord, grant me vision, oh Lord, grant me...wait a minute...if only there were such a thing as the Stuart Murdoch Problem Box! What a marvellous thought! We all know that Stuart enjoys hearing about people's problems, but not everyone knows where he lives, or has got his mobile phone number. Hmmm. Why not install one of those jazzy window things in the fanclub website, so that people from Middlesborough to Malaysia, from Wisconsin to Wolverhampton, can simply fill in the box with their problems and send it off to David, who could print them out and save them and then give them to Stuart at the next band rehearsal? Nothing could be simpler. Stuart could then answer each one by hand or read them out loud to the Song Snake, who could churn out some top songs so that Stuart could solve a few problems for people on the next LP. Once Shockwave is installed, a little animated Stuart could welcome people to his Problem Box, saying, "What's the matter?" or "Don't worry. Would you like a coffee or something?" There, that's my idea and I think it's a winner. Come on, David, you could do it tonight instead of going to see The Snow Patrol. Peter ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister@majordomo.net . Escucha, esto es pish, yo va a dejar -----------------------------------------------------------------------