Hello 45 yr olds! How's life on the slow lane? Hope the zimmer frames are rusty as usual! MUSIC'S INFILTRATION OF SNOOKER Being old men, I'm sure you guys have all been watching the prestigious snooker "Daily record Players Championship" that is on SkySports 3? Or even LIVE at the SECCCCCC in Glasgow? STEVE DAVIS played today, you know, haha the old nugget. Did you know who he played??? The up and coming snooker talent.... you've guessed it... it was... NEIL ROBERTSON!!!!!!!!!!!! Wow! He was unlucky to have lost out 5-3 today. And he didn't even swear!! Amazing. You think that's great?!? Wait til you hear tomorrow's match!! It's............. DAVID GRAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! versus IAN McCOLLOCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahhaha holy crap! I'm rooting for David Gray I think. Babylonnn <insert annoying riff here> Babylonnnn <iarh>. urg. Check this site to keep track of the scores of this exciting tournament! http://worldsnooker.com/snooker_media_centre/players04/stats.asp ------ BRIGHTON PICNIC At this rate, this Brighton picnic is gonna be the most reported back picnic ever! Percentage-wise at least. It was so much fun - haha there was even two girls LEZZING UP action in the toilet on the train down (although probably that's not a first for sinister picnics, mind, hahaha). Plus there was the aforementioned RECREATION OF THE FA CUP SEMI-FINAL AND PREDICTION OF THE FA CUP FINAL RESULTS through the medium of AIR HOCKEY! The results table was a bit like this Semi Final -------------- MAN UTD 5 (chu 12,15,16,68,79) ARSENAL 7 (fadden 11, 24,37,69 chu o.g. 52,57, 59) MILLWALL 5 (santabarbara 12,15,27,36,69) SUNDERLAND 3 (playforth 34, 67, 89) Final ------ MILLWALL 5 (santabarbara 24,35,46,57,78) ARSENAL 4 (fadden 12,27,38,59) Winner: Millwall Those who've missed it I hope you can understand what you've missed out!!! This picnic also might win for the VARIETY of drinks consumed, yeah lager bitter guinness baileys tequila whiskey and pimms had all been consumed!! After the picnic some of the WIMPY ONES went to sleep early, in either London or Brighton. Whereas the HARD CORE ones went back to London for DANCING, and the REALLY HARD CORE ones caught the LAST TRAIN just in time back to London for DANCING after stupid amounts of Tequila. Yeah that was me I rock!!! Ken _________________________________________________________________ Express yourself with cool new emoticons http://www.msn.co.uk/specials/myemo +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+