Sinister: Not a happy thought

Whilst musing the possibility of B&S becoming popular I thought a horrible thing. What if Evans became a fan? Would this mean mainstream radio, top 10 success and regular apperances on the godamnawfulsycophanticshite that is TFI... alongside Evans mates like Billy Ocean Colour Scene, Texas , the so-called Weller-Feller etc. Ugh... makes me turn green at the thought.....but then Cornershop at number 1???