Hello, everybody, erm, that's a really bad way to start a message, but well, I'm never good with openers. I'm looking for a man who works at waterstone's in Caterbury called Nick. I think, if thats not your name then you eat reindeer pepperamis and its Neil's fault I've got your name wrong. Its that work experience boy here. Could you please e-mail me directly back? Great. Well, to everybody else, you can ignore that paragraph, here's an interesting fact: A donkey would sink in quicksand but a mule would not. Also, here's an amusing anectdote from my day (I gather these go down well here) A woman came in today wanting a tourist guide to New York but we didn't have one from 2001 or 2002. Nonetheless, she was happy to take away the 2000 copy, despite its err, shall we say, vertical innacuracies? OK, thanks to all. __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Everything you'll ever need on one web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts http://uk.my.yahoo.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+