oh my god oh my god OH MY GOD!! guess who came into my tea shop today? none other than jimmy greaves, famous 50's footballer and now drunken football pundit. i feel honoured. and i had to serve him - he had a pot of tea, and his fat wife had a big piece of apple pie with ice cream. but he didn't leave a tip, but it was jimmy greaves so i didn't complain... mr matthew hicks p.s. i have his autograph if anyone wants one...it'll be �5 for a photocopy, and �10 for a high quality forgery...leave the money in an unmarked brown envelope behind the copies of "model toilet collector" in menzies. __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Talk to your friends online with Yahoo! Messenger. http://im.yahoo.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+