Sinister, My parents just returned from their annual retirement practice vacation in Phoenix, Arizona... I now have a statue of Kokopelli, the little devil! So I turn to him this day, and ask him what's up: Me: Kokopelli, what are you all about? Kokopelli: The ladies. Me: But I thought you were a mystical figure who ran amok with his pan flute? Kokopelli: Exactly. You don't really think that's a pan flute, do you? Me: Would you be in my band? Kokopelli: Okay. So, the B&S breaking up rumors. Are you all just pulling our legwarmer with an April Fools Joke? Because man, that is bunk. Aren't you just supposed to fool us all with tales of your cat dying, or... I don't know, pretend to lose a limb? That's the old skool April Fool's I am thinking of, I guess. I like to celebrate holidays or festivities early, personally. I consumed candy from my Easter Plastic Cup (am too old to get a proper easter basket) weeks ago. My mind has already fast-forwarded to May Day. Actually, in 2000, I celebrated May Day in September. I prepared a may basket for my dearest friend, Darcy Ruesch. Oooh! The May Basket was an old, crusty easter basket (from 1986 I gather) filled to the brim with CROUTONS and sliced lunchmeat, oooh, and atop it all--a can of pork and beans! I bet she was so delighted when she opened her door and found that treat waiting for her. In a few weeks I will be mentally preparing for the 4th of July, which is my least favorite holiday. I want to get it over with quickly. I have actual photographic evidence of last July 4th, and it ain't pretty. A quick happy birthdays to a few people--Richard John Gillanders turned 21 on Friday. Woo, yay for Richard! Mark Casarotto (of DER KAISERSCHMARREN fame) had a birthday recently, too! Today, on April 1st, David Snyder straps on a birthday cap. Tomorrow, April 2- Juicy Lucy celebrates hers as well! Me and Lauren Oranges both share a birthday on April 25th. This year I will be turning old! Lauren is turning young, still. Allright then, I have nothing at all to say. I am getting really tired of myself. Over and out, Mandee m a y "inconsolably okay" +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+