Hello Poopy Pants, Blimey. They winned. Well golly-gee. I wish I hadn't voted for Steps now, no-one likes to back a loser. Talking of losers, Warrander John wrote:
I have to admit, the euphoria's wearing off a bit and I'm starting to have doubts about Bowliefest. Something to do with the generally whiter-than-white, dull, indieboy rock line-up? Er, maybe
So readers, guess what John "Shabba" Warrander has decided to do this weekend. Is he going to keep it real with the d n'b massive, freestyling live in the area with his posse? No, he's going to an indie all-dayer in Sheffield with Nealy Weely.
a coachload of red scum (that's Man United supporters to normal people)
You were right the first time.
And if we're all going to have to dance til four in the morning for three days running, I hope somebody out there is ensuring there'll be a reasonable supply of, er... never mind.
Ooh, drugs innuendo! What a clever boy. John, do you fancy a solo on the old organic harmonica, nudge, nudge....or maybe a snifter of Billy, or some Bogota Baby Powder, knowwarrimean? Of course no-one will be taking drugs there, we're all high on life, love and jelly babies. I do wonder how we've got a hope in hell of getting tickets seeing as how it will take only 600 phone calls to sell out. I think they should do a residency. Every weekend throughout the summer. With songs, and sketches, and jokes old and new. Make the lazy bastards earn their award. I just went to see Pecker again. I love John Waters. People say it's not as good as his early filthy stuff, but I say tish and fipsy. Night night, Love Tag xxx +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+