i've been in email limbo for a few days as my dear computer illiterate housemate accidentally deleted my password and of course i'd never bothered to remember it... but when i *finally* got through to the bt internet helpdesk i was seen to - ahem - by a scottish man named... Struan. yes! he was lovely too, even if he did cost 50p a minute. which is considerably more than my usual model, who can at times even be prevailed upon to read christina rosetti down the phone (but is useless at fixing computers.) re. big stu's point about girls with glasses being easy (or something like that): i now suspect that all my boyfriends to date have taken advantage of my short-sightedness, trusting that i won't notice their hairy, flabby, spotty bits. but in fact i don't really mind. god knows what trauma i would go through if i had laser surgery and saw an unblurry male body for the first time... last night i had a drunken conversation about how you would have cyber sex if you're into s&m (bible studies optional*). it ended up with me and matt (the cutest dj in brighton) deciding to market a whole range of products for this niche market - a mouse that gave you electric shocks, keyboards with spikes in the keys etc. any potential investors get in touch please.... smut quota filled i think. luv archel *content *************************************** Rachel Playforth 'She may not be famous, but she's right' - Homer Simpson For the best in new writing on the web, visit www.buzzwords.org.uk Contact us on buzzwords@bigfoot.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+