yes well... steven kado is apparently having some trouble in the way of halloween costumes (how depressing)...of course, if i had any fab ideas i would be a clever chicken and keep them to myself so i could be the belle of the proverbial ball...however, (sad)lisa (says) will not be attending any frightening-type bashes this blessed hallow's eve because "for christ's sake lisa, we need you at the bar!...oh and by the way be sure to wear the sexyist (aka most condescending) costume that catty body of yrs can fit into...yr a doll hun- think of the tips. and the lager keg kicked so can you change it before you leave?" fab. all i need are people who are more drunk than me (disturbing point number 1) putting their slimy little hands up my skirt(disturbing point number 2) and demanding that i buy their table shots of jack daniels because they are so irrestistabley handsome (disturbing points number 3 and 4) and could i please perform at least one lap dance before i go and get their beer (obviously number 5)...pish.... anyhow i thoughts that i would give mr. kado a few tips on what NOT to do to make up for my own lack of creativity: 1) do not appear as a mummy, fully wrapped in swaddling cloth and proceed to light yrself on fire riding down main street on a skateboard. 2) try to avoid going as any piece of furniture. i was a love seat last year and after passing out on the floor an extremely intoxicated couple proceeded to have sex on me...the culprit in #1 also almost lit me on fire... 3) any paint on the skin is bad news for two reasons: a)most is not completely removable...imagine the horrors of the morning after...not only a massive hangover, but pink tinted skin...people ould think you were a crazed pink panther fan...this i also learned from experience however i will not share for fear of loosing all dignity...(yes- it is worse than the love seat incident) b) its flamable 4)beware of being completely naked under any costume especially paperbags and saran wrap. you, most likely, will spend the night naked on the front lawn of the chi alpha chi fraternity house...were they are having a bon-fire in light of the festivities... 5)this has nothing to do with fire, but if you turn up at a party as morrissey than you will (mark my words) get beat up either on the way to the party, at the party, on yr way home from the party, or all of the above... i would suggest going as a candy cane. it is very eroctic and all you have to do is strategically place yr red and white... now if you will excuse me. i am off to the barracks...some girl kissed me this weekend and now she is coming over. tisk. must devise strategy to escape. damn. oh hell-fuck. yes fuck...........damn. -lisa _________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com. Share information about yourself, create your own public profile at http://profiles.msn.com. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+