"cowboy logic" by: brad whiddon characters: bocephus.....played by some cowboy connie.........played by some cowboy's bimbo brad.............played by himself barb.............played by herself scene: saturday at midnight inside the town's most famous pizzeria. (act 1 scene 1) (brad is dutifully mopping up after a long night of making pizzas for undeserving people. there is a look of scorn on his face because he wasn't supposed to be at work this late and all his friends are waiting for him, but one of the other employees decided they wanted to be "sick", thus, leaving brad to carry the load.) (the door opens) : doing! brad : hey. how's it going? bocephus: purty good. purty good. brad: can i help you? bocephus: let me look for a minute. brad: okay. (brad continues to mop. he was hoping that no other customers would come in. like the story goes.....his friends are waiting for him. belle and sebastian playing loudly in the background is his only consolation in these trying times) bocephus: hey, boy. what's that crap you listening to? connie: hee hee brad: (hesitantly) it's a band called beele and sebastian bocephus: belly who? brad: belle and sebastian bocephus: the guy sounds like a goddam faggot with that high voice. you like faggot music, boy? connie: hee hee brad: (brad just stares at the cowboy figure) connie: hee hee barb: you ready to order, sir? bocephus: yeah. brad: (still staring right into the cowboy's eyes) (curtain) i love my job. -brad p.s. buy ladybug transistor "beverley atonale" ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister@majordomo.net -----------------------------------------------------------------------